eating shit or being vegan
this essay deals with the nullity of a pointless discussion about labelling certain life styles with vague expressions like ‘vegetarian’, ‘vegan’ etc . . .
heey it’s me Ronald McDonald good to see you, your friends and your family – how fat you’ve all become, that’s great (!) because I appreciate you wasting money and consuming bullshit. right you’re swallowing shit day for day, night for night and don’t worry about nutrition, carbs, sugar, trans fats and all that non sense, I got it for you. I even advertise with it and put nutrition tables on every single burger box, just to give you the feeling your investment for a future with heart attacks, diabetes, your bullies and other funny stuff is safe.
and I am not alone, I wanna sink in that boat with you and everyone willing to fuck with people as hard as possible, such as almost every single multi national company on the planet. who needs transparency? do you really want to know what’s going on? NO, don’t let anybody bother you, just keep eating and chase it down with an avalanche of sugar – right into the storage units around your fattened organs.
and the vegan, oh my god the vegan people! and they do not know what they’re doing: a little dialogue:
healthy Holly: “I am vegan now!”
fat Luke: “(wo)MAN that’s great! you completely changed your diet I suppose?”
H: “not at all you, don’t have to, everything you’re craving is already outta there – in the groceries, supermarkets, even the corner stores, just find the vegan section and pick what you meat loving heart likes: fake beef burgers, chicken substitute, meat, meat, meat, fake, fake, fake and it almost tastes the same”
L: “wow, too good to be true, but how do they do it? how is that possible?”
H: “man, that’s not the point! the point is I am vegan now and I’m going to live longer and healthier and loose some pounds and I’ll be happy again – finally. and it’s kinda nice to say, that no animal has to die or suffer because of me, I mean, not that Id really care…
and they actually believe that. go and check the packaging of the vegan substitutes you just bought, chemicals and ingredients you’ve never heard of in your entire life. numbers and letters and more numbers and letters – it’s a maze designed for the young urban idiot, blinded by marketing strategies and obsessed with the idea of partially changing their lifes with the least possible effort.
and it’s further from any natural, organic or bio production than you imagine – some of the chemicals they use producing to ease peoples meat craving minds are not even really tested, so who knows what stuff you’re swallowing during the day.
as if painting a happy cow, some flowers and a rustic barn on the lit of a yoghurt jar would make up all problems and issues that come with healthier and better living – but apparently it does, or why is the being vegan hotter than ever?
and next week I’m going to lecture you about the use of vegetable oils (palm oil) and soy products as easy replacements for our health hungry societies while destroying the lifes of other people just so we can pretend to be caring – but again, just about us!View other posts by Muli Muli