come for beauty and leave garbage
here’s a little story from Kennedy Lake, B.C. where hippies and rednecks marry during an orgy of waste.
ADVERTISED SPECIAL RUFFLES POT SKN
1 @ 4 FOR $10.00 $2.50 G
ADVERTISED SPECIAL C.GOLD KETCHUP
1@ 4 FOR $10.00 $2.50 G
ADVERTISED SPECIAL WIENERS
1@ 2 FOR $7.98 $3.49 G
and the list goes on until $49.54 are spent on a whole bunch of shit a whole bunch of assholes brought down to rainbow beach
at Kennedy Lake a few kilometers away from surfers paradise Tofino. rainbow beach is where the hippies go, redneck beach is where well the rednecks go. I wonder who named these beaches, who was the first hippie, who was the first redneck and were they Adam&Eve of the first ‘hippnecks’ who’re now infamous for being hipsters? a little bit far fetched, but very close is a horde of college kids dressed up in colors and drugged up in other colours jumping around the firepit. we spotted their VW camper already days ago, a vehicle with tons of hippie signs and hearts and flowers all over, a sad attempt of turning Moms 1995 model into a shaggin waggon – if she knew, and I’m asking myself once more if calling yourself a hippie, a redneck or a dog if it actually makes you a dog? I think no, if you are a dog you are a dog and ther’s no need to tell anyone, because everyone knows.
We thought we could escape the hopeless tourist trap of Tofino and find some peace in the bush, but the bush and the lake are explored and inhabited by polluting crowds and I wish an army of bears and moose would come to teach us a lesson about respect and about how to share a mutual habitat instead of raping every single beautiful place on earth.
I came to Kennedy Lake to digest Tofino and to write a shit-post about it. Instead I’m picking up packaging, beer bottles, socks and other clothing and, and … the $49.54 buried on a sandy, silent graveyard after a ceremony of celebrating life under the moon would have been better spent in a pub with your stupid friends.
stick with the ugliness if you find yourself in this post, because your ugly – leave the beauties to the beauties!
the last entry on the grocery bill I found on the beach says:
PLASTIC BAG FEE
3@ $0.05 EA $0.15
fifteen dollar cents spend on plastic, fifteen dollar cents of plastic travel, fifteen dollar cents rest in pieces on a beach in British Columbia.
the local corporate grocery store, who sold the weiners and the bags sums it up: ‘your home is here’
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